wheaties's Quote Board, page 3
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:15 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Speaker: Groucho MarxPosted: 01 Oct 2008 at 4:07 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Posted: 09 Sep 2008 at 2:55 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
Speaker: Peter UstinovSource: http://www.google.com/igPosted: 06 Sep 2008 at 9:57 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he’s a dirty little beast.
Speaker: W. S. GilbertPosted: 31 Aug 2008 at 4:01 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Speaker: Douglas AdamsPosted: 31 Aug 2008 at 3:59 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Speaker: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.Source: http://www.google.com/igPosted: 31 Aug 2008 at 3:52 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Speaker: Marty IndikSource: http://www.google.com/igPosted: 31 Aug 2008 at 3:49 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
My face feels stinky.
Speaker: MindyPosted: 30 Aug 2008 at 9:19 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
If you don’t make mistakes, you’re not working on hard enough problems. And that’s a big mistake.
Speaker: Frank WilczekSource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 9:10 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Ia-ţi gleznele şi zii, «Poftiţi domnule—intraţi!»
Speaker: Elder PetersenPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 7:22 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Speaker: AesopPosted: 23 Aug 2008 at 10:37 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
True bravery is shown by performing with no witness what one might be capable of doing before all the world.
Speaker: Francois de la RouchefoucaldPosted: 21 Aug 2008 at 4:11 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I don’t think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.
Speaker: Abraham LincolnPosted: 21 Aug 2008 at 4:10 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Who rises from prayer a better man, his prayer is answered.
Speaker: George MeredithPosted: 21 Aug 2008 at 4:05 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Fear defeats more people than any other one thing in the world.
Speaker: Ralph Waldo EmersonPosted: 20 Aug 2008 at 5:02 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
A sysadmin is the plumber of the 21st century, a skilled craft that is under appreciated but none the less invaluable.
Speaker: afidelPosted: 01 Jul 2008 at 11:48 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I’ve never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
Speaker: Paul HarveyPosted: 04 Feb 2008 at 11:08 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I feel special… I might get to share the same fate as the cavemen.
Speaker: Josh VanderLindenPosted: 22 Jan 2008 at 9:52 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
FROSTBITE CAN OCCUR IN 15 TO 30 MINUTES IN THESE CONDITIONS
Speaker: Weather.comPosted: 22 Jan 2008 at 9:51 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment!