sdressfancy's Quote Board, page 24
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When the congregation falls asleep, there is only one thing to do; provide the usher with a sharp stick and have him prod the preacher.
Speaker: Henry Ward BeecherPosted: 21 Aug 2008 at 7:15 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“One that is mortal must bear adversity with a patient heart.” Tutor
Speaker: EurpiidesPosted: 20 Aug 2008 at 12:02 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Speaker: Oscar WildePosted: 20 Aug 2008 at 8:50 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
At the very least, they can be persuaded that the bodily position makes no difference to their prayers; for they constantly forget, what you must always remember, that they are animals and that whatever their bodies do affects their souls.
Speaker: C.S. LewisPosted: 20 Aug 2008 at 8:26 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Keep everything hazy in his mind now, and you will have all eternity wherein to amuse yourself by producing in him the peculiar kind of clarity which hell affords.
Speaker: C.S. LewisPosted: 20 Aug 2008 at 8:24 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
It’s like Timecop, 2 Dodgebots can’t be in the same place at the same time
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: In reference to -9 closest missPosted: 29 Oct 2012 at 12:11 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Tithub
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: Porn site for nerdsPosted: 29 Oct 2012 at 11:58 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
AWW Dodge you Fucking CHUMP!
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: testing devil's day tourneyPosted: 29 Oct 2012 at 11:57 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
you guys did not previously have equilateral rectangles?
Speaker: TedSource: on skype in response to Skype is coming to CanadaPosted: 24 Oct 2012 at 8:26 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Insert: Jurassic Park Themesong (Fuck you Blake, via John!)
Speaker: IvanSource: John had Jurassic park Theme song in head, and then Blake was humming and getting it stuck in my headPosted: 23 Oct 2012 at 3:04 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
live server: where theory goes to die. every night…
Speaker: TedSource: SkypePosted: 23 Oct 2012 at 3:03 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“Then we have an array of balls”
“sounds like something John would like”Speaker: Mickey & IvanSource: Mickey was re-architecting on the whiteboard, I made the jokePosted: 18 Oct 2012 at 12:41 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“We believe in the separation of Church and State, but that is not the same thing as a separation between faith and politics. Faith is what we believe, politics is how we act. We are hypocrites if we fail to act in accord with our beliefs.”
Speaker: Archbishop ChaputPosted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:02 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“I call you as a Catholic, to forget about the labels, be a liberal sometimes, a conservative sometimes, but a Catholic first.”
Speaker: Archbishop ChaputPosted: 14 Oct 2012 at 2:00 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
isJamaican : bool;
Speaker: GryphSource: in Skype when referring to RezGUI as limbo statePosted: 10 Oct 2012 at 12:49 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
[2:46:12 PM] Ted Southard: and pee. I will pee first
[2:53:40 PM] Ted Southard: I have peedSpeaker: TedSource: Skype, between bug fixesPosted: 12 Oct 2012 at 1:04 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
fear, Ivan, he brings them in through fear
Speaker: TedSource: Skype, re: how are 200 people coming in on Wednesday?Posted: 08 Oct 2012 at 2:10 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
What do they live in, slime tubes?
Speaker: BlakeSource: imitating Sarah about green haze looking like shitPosted: 05 Oct 2012 at 2:45 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Shit in the face!
Speaker: GryphSource: trying to say shot in the facePosted: 05 Oct 2012 at 12:53 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Fuck their dreams
Speaker: BlakeSource: All the timePosted: 25 Sep 2012 at 1:51 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!