sswissrolex's Quote Board, page 2
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ted we run a startup not a standup
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: Skype in response to Ted's constant jokesPosted: 08 Nov 2012 at 7:51 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
user from Australia signs up with username “shiftylooks”.
We should totally change her name to DingoBabyFostersKangarooCrocodileDundee so the next time she signs in she’s like WTF!
That would totally make RedditSpeaker: Ivan and JohnSource: when seeing new user sign up via KissmetricsPosted: 07 Nov 2012 at 3:00 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
I don’t know Apple stuff; I know they make good pies
Speaker: IvanSource: in reference to built in thesaurus app on macPosted: 06 Nov 2012 at 10:47 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
9 out of 10 problems are “oh, I got it to work”
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: during live testingPosted: 31 Oct 2012 at 9:14 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
One of the ironies of courage, and the reason why we prize it so highly, is that we find it easier to be brave for someone else than we do for ourselves alone.
Speaker: Gregory David RobertsPosted: 19 Aug 2008 at 9:29 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
One’s financial status should never be equated with one’s worth.
Posted: 09 May 2011 at 1:07 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Speaker: CalvinPosted: 02 Feb 2009 at 4:08 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
You can always count on me, I’m like life insurance
Speaker: Chad JohnsonPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 7:14 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
Speaker: Dave BarrySource: 4 Hour WorkweekPosted: 26 Aug 2008 at 8:24 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Man’s ingenuity knows no end when the God of heaven inspires and pours out light and knowledge.
Speaker: Gordon B. HinckleyPosted: 21 Aug 2008 at 9:41 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Life is a grindstone; whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you are made of.
Speaker: AnonymousPosted: 20 Mar 2009 at 11:38 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Just for today, do not worry.
Just for today, do not anger.
Honor your parents, teachers, and elders.
Earn your living honestly.
Show gratitude to everything.Speaker: Dr. Mikao UsuiSource: http://reiki.7gen.com/Posted: 26 Nov 2008 at 1:23 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Satan need not get everyone to be like Cain or Judas . . . He needs only to get able men . . . to see themselves as sophisticated neutrals.
Speaker: Neal A. MaxwellSource: Deposition of a Disciple (1976), 88Posted: 03 Jan 2013 at 7:38 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Give him the benefit of the Blake
Speaker: JohnSource: in reference to Blake not saying good bye, maybe he said at exactly same time as someone elsePosted: 04 Jan 2013 at 8:50 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment!