Browsing Quotes With Tag: funny (11)
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Look at that nice split
Speaker: IvanSource: While playing game in house and scores came up 50,100,150,200,500Posted: 18 Mar 2013 at 10:13 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
in the name of the file and the holy ghost
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: John in reference to mockupsPosted: 28 Nov 2012 at 9:51 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
How do I unsubscribe from any event from anyone for anything on Facebook ever again?
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: in the office out of the bluePosted: 27 Nov 2012 at 11:41 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
“Then we can be like, worker #5 quit browsing Facebook!”
“Don’t give them an identifier, they are replaceable, it’ll get too complicated, just name their seats”OCCUPANT, Cubicle #6, You’re Fired!
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: when rearranging desks into rows, but John and I are in special desks and yelling at workersPosted: 21 Nov 2012 at 7:17 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Your mom’s oDesk ready!
Speaker: John RockefellerSource: In the hub, while running out of juicePosted: 05 Sep 2012 at 1:25 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code
Speaker: Dan SalomonPosted: 05 Oct 2009 at 9:11 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Using Linux over Windows is like wearing boxers over briefs. The freedom you feel is amazing.
Speaker: Chad HansenSource: I said this.Posted: 03 Sep 2009 at 2:39 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
Microsoft has a majority market share in the new desktop PC
marketplace. This is a bug, which Ubuntu is designed to fix.Speaker: Mark ShuttleworthPosted: 06 Mar 2009 at 8:57 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
Speaker: John FrazeeSource: The Journal of Irreproducible ResultsPosted: 31 Oct 2008 at 2:07 PMComments: 1 -
I’m glad you asked that question, seigway dude!
Speaker: Dr. Mike GoodrichSource: CS 470Posted: 30 Oct 2008 at 11:39 AMComments: None... Be the first to comment! -
You can always count on me, I’m like life insurance
Speaker: Chad JohnsonPosted: 21 Nov 2007 at 7:14 PMComments: None... Be the first to comment!